Tuesday, June 19, 2007

What if

What if...everyone with great vision wore glasses?
What if...you were told whom you would marry when you turned 10?
What if...you had to drink water every hour to live?
What if...you had to remember to take a breath?
What if...a new fuel was found that was cheaper and Earth friendly?
What if...it was a crime to own a computer?
What if...the Internet was run by one company?
What if...everything did taste like chicken?
What if...there was another you in an alternate world that came to meet you?
What if...Mac had 90% share of the market?
What if...Tonka still made large metal trucks for kids?
What if...You smelled through your feet?
What if...Men could have babies?
What if...There was total peace on Earth?
What if...cars could fly?
What if...the world was not in color? Would there still be racism?
What if...everyone on Earth could dance well?
What if...rap was not disrespectful at all?
What if...we had toes for fingers? Would people still bite their nails?
What if...Neo really isn't the One?
What if...everyone had a cousin like Joe Pesci in Casino?
What if...the Predator was your neighbor?
What if...money did grow on trees?
What if...allergies did not exist?
What if...Paris Hilton is the smartest person alive?
What if...there was another Contra game came out that was better than the first?
What if...sex was needed like air?
What if...your feet did not sweat so badly after playing basketball?
What if...you had 4 big toes?
What if...Martin Luther King was still alive?
What if...Malcolm X was alive today?
What if...buggers were tasty?
What if...passing gas smelled like flowers? Would we fart in public?
What if...it was not taboo to do number 2 in public bathrooms?
What if...what if men actually listened to their wives?
What if...women did not talk so much?
What if...Adam and Eve did not sin?
What if...spiders never existed?
What if...comic book heroes really lived?
What if...there was really something good on daytime television?
What if...America was not obsessed with Hollywood?
What if...comedians replaced congress?
What if...everyone cared for the Earth's well being?
What if...there was no hole in the ozone layer?
What if...you had a coupon for everything you wanted?
What if...men did not have body hair?
What if...there really is only one true love for everyone?
What if...you had super powers? Would you use them for good or evil?
What if...the planes never hit the towers?
What if...love is all people really needed to survive?

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